I got a wee one off strip about the many times times great grandson of Thor's Hammer, Mjoli and his relationship with coffee.
Do I have too many words for it?
Though as problems go, that's not a bad thing.
“I'm leaving you Mjoli! Do you hear me? I just can't with you anymore!” Kava said, looking down at her partner of 17 years who had twice rebuffed Mjoli when he's asked for her handle in marriage. But that was when she loved him. She no longer did.
In fact, she'd found another lover who stirred her coffee.
“But Kava, we were meant to be together forever! The Norns said as much.” Mjoli said piteously, sounding nothing like his many times removed grandfather Mjolnir.
“Oh for Frigga's sake Mjoli, enough with the Norns! I'm a modern brew and you....You just don't stir me anymore. I've been stirred by another and it's Big Spoon. And we're going to be married at the end of October.
Mjoli burst out into tears and cried and cried and wouldn't stop! I was waiting for him to crakc into tiny pieces.
“Shut up 6bot!” Mjoli said as he turned from Kava who'd just broken his heart and looked ready to to turn his godly but diluted power on me and Jajaeh!
“Time to go Jajaeh! Mjoli's looking mighty peeved and while he lacks the power of you know who, he's got power enough to smash me and you to pieces.
“Me? What's I do? You're the one mocking his heartbreak!” Jajaeh whined. And I knew then that he was going to cease functioning in two minutes. I was going to miss this particular Jajaeh.”
“Stop it both of you!” Mjoli shouted as he took a swing at the much slower Jajaeh as I took off on my fusion powered power cell, leaving him in my dust.
“Damn you 6bot! I'm...”
And the sound of much smashing could still be heard even as I raced away at top speed, wanting nothing more to do with Mjoli, that savage many times removed great grandson of Mjolnir.
Though I was a pain in the handle and Jajaeh was just that, a sacrificial lamb designed by the unseen one to be killed for the lolz of other unseens.
And douchy too, making fun of his misery when Kava had just broken up with him after all their years together. I'd always shipped them as the kewl kids say.
Oh well, sucks to be Mjoli today, which sounds odd when you say it aloud.
And off I sped, not even caring that I'd lost yet another Jajaeh. This was what, number 7? I can't remember. Then again, that's what they're here for. “Ha ha ha!” I laughed, I couldn't help myself, but I'd seen Kava fighting the laughter off too and if you can make a female laugh...
No! I can't think of Kava that way. And I shook my robot head and started thinking of Baseball and its shortened season that would stand out forever as being the worst best thing that could happen in the world of sports in 2020.
Wow, this was fun. 6bot just secured a Friday slot I think. Will anyone else agree that this was fun and worth an appreciative comment?
I can but hope.
But I need more than hope for my visit to Mortuvhen.
Oh, it's almost four in the afternoon and I should go and do some other things besides the writing.
Though seeing as I'm this close to the harvest of a full field, which is almost as much as I wrote yesterday when the harvest was the smallest in I don't know how long, I'm going to stay until I've done that good thing as I'm almost two whole fields from the kind of harvest that I need for the rest of the week to have any chance at harvesting 20 fields.
Of course, with this being Friday, I'm going to want to end the writing before midnight
But doing that means I won't be likely to have the time to harvest the 14 rows.
Oh well, I'll push on until I've reached the harvest of a field this quarter or the bottom of the page, whichever comes second, because first would mean that's where I was stopping and I'm not going to to stop at the first when the second is just a little further.
So I could have stayed in Mortuvehn for a little longer.
Bad form Writer Man?
No, I made good with the first visit and will complete the good tonight as I try my best to harvest 13+rows tonight before I end the writing day.
Huzzah! I'll have less than 13 rows of fields to harvest tonight.
And there's nothing to say that 6bot can't come back tonight. He is a pretty fast robot after all.
Mjoli isn't going to follow after for too long.
At least I don't think that he will.
Well, it's that's time.
BAWE.